Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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