he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
As shirtless as possible
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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