haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
