I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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