i can't believe i had my finger in that
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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