I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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