It's like God shit irony all over that family
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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