i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I haven't been this sober since birth.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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