I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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