Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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