i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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