Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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