I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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