oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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