question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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