oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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