I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My dick has a subreddit
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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