All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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