I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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