Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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