And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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