Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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