im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
My bed is full of blood and feathers
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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