absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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