your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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