apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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