You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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