So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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