Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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