Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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