apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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