So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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