This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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