everyone is single if you try hard enough
he puts the penis in happiness.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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