Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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