yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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