Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We need a shit load of segways right now
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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