I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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