used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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