So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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