I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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