Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The adults are the big ones right?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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