My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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