This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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