i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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