We won't sleep together?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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