Do vagina's smell?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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