A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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