There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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