Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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