Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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