I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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