My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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