we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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