is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
vagina is talking i cant
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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