watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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